Ten Commandments for Kids

Lance received a Hallmark Birthday card that was so good I thought we would share some of its statements!

1. Thou shalt always wear CLEAN UNDERWEAR, in case thou art in an accident.


2. Thou shalt not telleth SECRET TALES of thy youth, for verily thy parents are better off in DENIAL.


3. Thou shalt not destroy NAKED BABY PICTURES of thyself.


4. Thou shalt remember thy parents' birthdays.


5. Thou shalt not maketh the "CUCKOO" sign nor holdeth the phone away from thine ear and thinketh "BLAH,BLAH, BLAH" while thou doth converse with thy parent.


6. Thou shalt not sell thy GIFT SWEATERS in sales of RUMMAGE, nor use them as OIL RAGS in thy garage.


7. Thou shalt WRITE or CALL home or DROP BY so thou mayest keep thy parents in the loop.


8. Thou shalt not mocketh thy relatives, calling them neither "DEADBEATS" nor "PINHEADS."


9. Thou shalt not avoid FAMILY REUNIONS by offering such false excuses as "Fishing" or "Washing thy CAR."

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